We’re really bored and Mummy, won’t take us out to play.
We cannot chew the furniture, that fills her with dismay. 
Digging’s now forbidden, barking’s out as well.
So what’s a girl and boy to do? we plead with you, please tell! 
So a new game we invented, we play it every night,
we both get comfy on the couch and have a great mouth fight. 
